1. It is not dark at 5:30 when you leave work
2. It is 40 degrees in the morning and 70 in the afternoon
3. Reese's peanut butter eggs show up at the grocery stores
4. You have the urge to clean out your closet - i am referring to spring cleaning people, not cleaning out skeletons (which is good too but it sure seems like a winter activity)
5. You can use your sun roof and not freeze your arse off
6. There are buds on the trees
7. You have to urge to plant flowers
8. You want to sit on your back porch and take in some sun
9. There are bathing suits in Target
10. And last but not least....you walk out to your car on a fine Monday morning and find about 250 pieces of bird poop all over it and this is not an exagerration. And yes, I 'called the shit poop'. Then you proceed to have to drive 30 miles to work with all of that shit on your car and try and locate the closest drive thru car wash. When you finally find a car wash the credit card machine is broken and you have no cash. Then you head to work and spill half your coffee in your passenger seat because the cup is defective. I think I have a case of the Mondays!
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