Manster

I love spammers. If you think about it they are fulfilling my dream of doing nothing. I first became intrigued with spam because I worked for a software company that made a server based anti-spam software. As a sales person you have to know why and how your software works and I started tearing spam apart to figure out how our software deemed it as spam. Now I sell different software so I am not as obsessed but as I mentioned in a previous post I still enjoy the occasional giggle and partake in the office spam of the day. Today we will discuss Manster. This particular spam did not have a title. It was a feeble attempt at pretending to be a RE: to one of my emails without a subject. Below is the body of the spam. Definitely an eye catcher.


"Do you believe in miracles? We dare say you're likely to give a negative answer.We hadn't believed, either...until the moment Manster was invented.The action of this remedy on a male cock cannot be called otherwise than a Miracle.Only fancy, that your meat stick suddenly becomes longer and thicker and makes women tremble with desire!It's fabulous."


I must admit Manster is a pretty good product name. If I were a 'small' man I may just jump on the chance to buy something with such a 'large' name.

"Doctors and Celebrities discern endorse Anatrim!"

One of my jobs at work is to clean out public email folders and scour them for outside inquiries or orders. Of course, the boxes are filled with tons of spam. To keep my job entertaining I always find a 'Spam of the Day' and share it with a few co-workers. Today's award goes to the spam titled "Doctors and Celebrities discern endorse Anatrim!" Really the content of the spam sucked and there were no half naked chicks showing off how Anatrim can help so I skimmed it. However, the signature of the spam is what made it spam of the day. It says:

Steve Burbon, Bellevue WA
demonic, colander

So, Steve of Bellevue, you are a demonic colander? Hmmm..